Do the producers of Sesame Street have any idea who Katy Perry is or are their heads planted so firmly planted between their own butt cheeks that they’re totally clueless?
Cheerfully and innocently showing a lot of skin while butchering mindless pop songs is her thing. Did you expect her to show up in an oversized turtleneck and baggy sweats?
Like every dad humoring his child while watching hour after hour after hour of mind-numbing episodes of Sesame Street, I deserve a few minutes of harmless, appealing cleavage on the show.
Katy Perry’s cleavage was going to be my Holy Grail of Sesame Street episodes and now it’s gone.
To the makers of Sesame Street: You’re a bunch of clueless cowards living in an annoying, overly-cheerful fantasy land.
To the parents who complained to keep the segment off the air: Go rot you worthless, hyperconservative twits.
And now, for your viewing pleasure and to annoy the twisted, wretched, self-loathing, tightly-wound mothers who are probably to blame for killing the Katy Perry cleavage segment on Sesame Street, here are many delightful photos of Ms. Perry.
Choke on it.