A whole lotta people in Pleasant Hill smell like potatoes, bacon, tortillas and cheese.
At least I assume they do because the Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito was sold out at Taco Bell on my lunch break this afternoon.
* THE RIGHT TIME FOR ROAD RAGE: I got stuck behind a moron puttering along at 20 miles per hour while he was flossing his teeth. If anyone ever deserved to be run off the road and beaten with a blunt object it was this guy.
* I HATE YOU TACO BELL GIRL: Why'd you even ask if I want hot sauce for my tacos and then not give it to me? And for that matter, why did I wait until I got to work to check the bag? I should know better by now: Trust no one.
* SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT RUTHS CHRIS STEAK HOUSE?: An old dude in a shiny new Jaguar was behind me at the Taco Bell drive-through. If I could afford to drive a Jag I wouldn't waste my time at Taco Bell. I wonder if Richie Rich was hoping to get his hands on a Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito?
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