It's always fascinating and frightening to sneak a peek at the shallow end of the gene pool, isn't it?
Octuplet mother Nadya Suleman sure made a big splash this week by bringing her total number of children up to 14 with one insanely productive trip to the delivery room.
Six kids weren't enough for her? I guess Suleman finally has enough children to get her own show on TLC, the cable network home to breeder freak shows.
I think little Miss Suleman could give the Duggars a run for their money if she hits the fertility clinic a few more times (http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/17-kids-and-counting/duggar-family.html).
TLC should seriously consider a developing a show called "Battle of the Network Breeders" or "Womb Wars."
I want to see Suleman vs. Kate (http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/jon-and-kate/jon-and-kate.html) and Big Mama Duggar in a no-holds barred reproductive throwdown.
Maybe TLC can even get the Roloff family in on the action because that network loves midgets almost as much as it loves babies(http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/lpbw/lpbw.html).
There's gold to be mined from this twisted, tasteless, horrible idea. Pure Neilsen-ratings gold!