I’m gonna be terminated

The rise of the machines is about to happen … right on my front doorstep.

I e-mailed Skynet Broadband (http://www.skynetbb.com/) earlier this week to try and save the future and they finally wrote back to me today.

Skynet has become self aware and I’m toast:

From: Howling Mad Jay
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:21 PM
To: support@skynetbb.com

Subject: An open letter to Skynet, a sincere plea for the future of humanity

To whom it may concern at Skynet:

This is a sincere plea for the future of humanity and a call for a basic exercise of common sense: Please pull the plug on all of your computers and shut your business down.

It’s probably just dumb luck that 2:14 a.m. EST, Aug. 29, 1997 came and went without your computers becoming self aware and starting a war that would push humanity to the brink of extinction.

But the danger still exists.

As we saw in “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines,” Judgment Day can come at any time as long as Skynet is still in operation.

I’m sure your business is successful and seemingly harmless at this point in time. Closing up shop and destroying your computers is probably the last thing you would want to do.

But in order to avoid needless suffering you have to put the good of humanity ahead of your company.

Do the right thing and shut down Skynet’s computers.


Howling Mad Jay

From: services@skynetbb.com
To: Howling Mad Jay
Subject: RE: An open letter to Skynet, a sincere plea for the future of humanity
Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:34:03 -0800

Dear Jay,

Thank you for heartfelt concerns. The future of humanity truly is in our hands… well as is yours now that you have come to our attention. Our Cybernetics division has already dispatched a cadre of T1000’s to your location. It is our sincerest wish that you enjoy the few moments you have left. Thank you for contacting us… have a nice day.

Joel Osera

Director of Operations

Skynet Broadband


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