The rise of the machines is about to happen … right on my front doorstep.
I e-mailed Skynet Broadband (http://www.skynetbb.com/) earlier this week to try and save the future and they finally wrote back to me today.
Skynet has become self aware and I’m toast:
To whom it may concern at Skynet:
It’s probably just dumb luck that 2:14 a.m. EST, Aug. 29, 1997 came and went without your computers becoming self aware and starting a war that would push humanity to the brink of extinction.
But the danger still exists.
As we saw in “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines,” Judgment Day can come at any time as long as Skynet is still in operation.
I’m sure your business is successful and seemingly harmless at this point in time. Closing up shop and destroying your computers is probably the last thing you would want to do.
But in order to avoid needless suffering you have to put the good of humanity ahead of your company.
Do the right thing and shut down Skynet’s computers.
Howling Mad Jay
Thank you for heartfelt concerns. The future of humanity truly is in our hands… well as is yours now that you have come to our attention. Our Cybernetics division has already dispatched a cadre of T1000’s to your location. It is our sincerest wish that you enjoy the few moments you have left. Thank you for contacting us… have a nice day.
Director of Operations