I mentioned in an earlier post that I signed up for weekly updates from PregnancyWeekly.com to keep up with the progress of my wife's pregnancy.
This week, as usual, the advice is really odd because it's always built around my name.
Here's this week's fun tip:
Hi Howling Mad Jay,
If you don't feel as attractive or fashionable as you'd like during your pregnancy, here are some ways to help make you feel like the beautiful mom-to-be you are:
One word: cleavage
Pregnancy provides the best opportunity you'll ever have to flaunt your increased cleavage, so try wearing scoop-neck t-shirts or sweaters.
So there you have it. It's time for me to start showing off my cleavage.