Indigestion, it’s what’s for breakfast!

The culinary visionaries at 7-Eleven have done it again.

They've built on the momentum of the thoroughly disgusting Cheeseburger Bite and brought their groundbreaking touch to the first meal of the day.

Behold the Fiesta Morning Bite!

The $2.49 Fiesta Morning Bite "combines delicious sausage, eggs, cheese and mild salsa all in a bun for easy eating on the go."

That's right, 7-Eleven and Oscar Mayer have joined forces to squeeze breakfast into a hot dog.  Why didn't someone think of this sooner?

At this point, the only other thing left for 7-Eleven to do is to boldly venture into the final frontier of meals: Dinner.

For its next trick everyone's favorite convenience store should try it's hand at squeezing a juicy prime rib, garlic mashed potatoes and mixed veggies into a hot dog.

There's a whole world of possibilities awaiting the evil geniuses at 7-Eleven's product development lab.

Why not jam Italian food into a hot dog by stuffing spaghetti with meatballs, garlic bread and a spring salad into a tube?

For that matter, why not try Chinese food?  There's nothing stopping 7-Eleven from finding some way to serve sweet and sour pork with steamed rice and a couple of pot stickers in sausage form.

At this point it seems like there's nothing they can't transform into a hot dog.

I can't wait to see what 7-Eleven does next.


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