Well, to my surprise I found an adoptable cat that actually looks really interesting. And by "really interesting" I actually mean "incredibly terrifying."
Meet Trivet, a 10-year-old cat that is available for adoption … and she looks mad as hell about it.
This fuzzball is described as "friendly" despite looking like she's a lot more intent on scratching your eyeballs out than lounging in your lap.
Check her out at http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=10213639.
I drove by ARF on the way to work today and they have a sign on the street corner promoting free cat adoptions so you may be able to bring home this feline version of Cujo for nothing.
Good luck with that one.