He wants your sex … and apparently that’s a bad thing

On the silver screen "The X-Files" star David Duchovny wants to believe (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443701/).  But offscreen the man just wants to get laid … a lot.

In fact, he likes it so much that it's become a big problem.

According to the Associated Press, Duchovny has checked into rehab to break himself of an addiction to sex.

As a longtime fan of "The X-Files" I always thought that Duchovny's biggest problem was an obsessive interest in little green men.  Looks like I was way off on that one.

It must be really rough being a superstar millionaire who really, really likes sex and gets a lot of action with hot women.  Yeah, that must be a living hell.  Poor guy.

Duchovny is in some good company according to this dated Web site: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/film/article-892956-details/Other+famous+sex+addicts/article.do.

Don't worry Mulder, Catherine the Great went through the same thing.  Everything will be OK pal. 

Try this the next time you get a little too excited when you see a hottie walking down the street Mr. Duchovny: Just try and picture her as "Golden Girls" star Bea Arthur.

That should keep you out of trouble more often than not.

And if it doesn't … if you find that you still want to get it on even with the image of Bea Arthur burned into your mind … then you really do need some help.

Good luck David Duchovny, our prayers are with you.

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