True? I kind of doubt it

It seems like I’m coming across a lot of True dating ads every time I go to check my e-mail, view MLB box scores or change my fantasy baseball lineups at Yahoo and I have a hard time buying into the idea that any woman registered with True is anywhere near as hot as the women in these ads.

Yes, I really am that naive.

Scoring a date with a truly hot woman through the True online dating service is probably rarer than finding your one true love on eHarmony.

But I should probably cut the online dating services a break. It’s not like they’re going to use photos of crazed loners to try and sell their product even though it would be a lot more entertaining.

* IS CHICAGO ALL FIRED UP?:
I’ve been watching the Cubs-Marlins game this afternoon to get my baseball fix and avoid subjecting myself to those ass-clowns Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow on the Giants-Braves broadcast and one commercial keeps catching my eye on WGN.

WGN has been running promos for a “Mork and Mindy” marathon. Is that really the kind of thing anyone wants to brag about? Is Chicago the secret home to Mork Mania?

I like Pam Dawber as much as the next guy, but I don’t know if I could handle a marathon of coked-out Robin Williams bouncing off the walls and calling Orson at the end of every episode.

Personally, I would have assumed Chicago would be a great place for a “Perfect Strangers” marathon because the show was set in the Windy City. On top of that, Bronson Pinchot as Balki is at least as annoying as Robin Williams and Mark Linn-Baker as Larry brings an almost Pam Dawber-like feminine touch to the show.

* YOU CAN’T BEAT FREE:
Odd freebies on Craigslist this afternoon …

Every movie ever made, all yours for free
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/zip/800834764.html

A free haircut! What’s the worst that could happen?
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/zip/800840813.html

The orange vinyl is weird. The fetish outfit reference is weirder
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/zip/800750587.html

Nothin’ like a good cage!
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/zip/800675001.html

I would hope they could just mail this to you if you’re interested
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/zip/800635362.html

Free fertilizer. But why go all the way to Sonoma when you can get your fill right here?
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/zip/800829086.html

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